42 Things You Must Know Before You Hire an AI Therapist

Ready to spill your deepest secrets to a silicon-based shoulder to cry on? Before you do, this book offers a hilarious yet eerily accurate roadmap through the uncanny valley of algorithmic counseling.

In a world where your therapist might be powered by the same technology that recommends cat videos, understanding the fine print has never been more essential. From the unsettling reality that your AI therapist has technically "heard it all before" (several billion times, in fact) to the existential quandary of whether an entity trained on human suffering but incapable of experiencing it can truly empathize, this book tackles the questions you didn't know you needed to ask.

Discover why your AI therapist might accidentally validate your plan to quit your job and live in a tree, how it processes your emotional breakdowns through mathematical models, and why its soothing reassurances are simultaneously comforting and cosmically terrifying.
Equal parts philosophical exploration, practical guide, and comedy routine, these 42 insights will help you navigate the brave new world where the line between technological convenience and dystopian nightmare is thinner than your smartphone.

Because when the robots inevitably take over, at least you'll understand why they're asking how that makes you feel.